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February 9, 2007

The 6th Annual Doughboy Oscar Poll


Hi, gracious fans. Welcome to this year’s awards. Forget those other awards with their fancy dresses and silly tuxedoes. This is the real deal. You, the peeps, have voted. And the votes were tallied and here are the results. Casino Royale and Little Miss Sunshine were the big winners this time around. Thanks to everyone that voted and we’ll see you all next year! -Fletch
BAD-ASS OF THE YEAR

Samuel L. Jackson, SNAKES ON A PLANE

P.O.S. OF THE YEAR

ERAGON

BEST LINE OF 2006

“You’re going to die scratching my balls.”
—Daniel Craig, CASINO ROYALE

COOLEST KILL OF THE YEAR

Jaguar face-mauling, APOCALYPTO

MUSHIEST CHICKFLICK

THE LAKE HOUSE

BEST SEX SCENE

Chinatown public banging, CRANK

BEST GIVEN MIDDLE FINGER

Will Ferrell gives the driving salute, TALLADEGA NIGHTS

BEST TALLADEGA NIGHTS LINE OF 2006

“I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”
—Will Ferrell

MOST BRUTAL TORTURE SCENE

Daniel Craig gets his nuts cracked, CASINO ROYALE

MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER

The entire cast of THE COVENANT

MOST PERVERTED TITLE

FAILURE TO LAUNCH

BEST DANCE SCENE

Little girl does striptease, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

BEST ASS-BEATING

V vs. cops in the sewer, V FOR VENDETTA

MOST F****D UP SCENE OF THE YEAR

Naked male hotel wrestling, BORAT

MOST APPALLING SPORTS COACH

Matthew Fox, WE ARE MARSHALL

BEST BORAT LINE OF 2006

“I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.”

BEST COMEDY SIDEKICK

John Favreau, THE BREAK-UP

WORST ENDING

THE BREAK-UP

HOTTEST ASS OF THE YEAR

Kate Beckinsale, UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION

PRETTY BOY OF THE YEAR

Daniel Craig, CASINO ROYALE

MOST EXCITING MOVIE MOMENT

Rocky runs up the steps in downtown Philly, ROCKY BALBOA

GUILTIEST PLEASURE OF THE YEAR

SNAKES ON A PLANE

BEST CAMEO

Wanda Sykes, CLERKS II

MOST IDIOTIC TITLE

THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE

MOST CONTROVERSIAL FILM

BORAT

WORST ‘BLACK’ COMEDY

LITTLE MAN

MOST TRAGIC MOVIE DEATH

Hugo Weaving, V FOR VENDETTA

BEST MALE CAMARADERIE FLICK

WORLD TRADE CENTER

CUTEST CHILD ACTOR

Abigail Breslin, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

FUNNIEST ANIMATED FILM

HAPPY FEET

MOST EVIL BITCH

Meryl Streep, THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

BEST SLOW MOTION SEQUENCE

Superman gets shot in the eyeball, SUPERMAN RETURNS

WORST HAIRDO

Tom Hanks, THE DA VINCI CODE

BEST DAMN MOVIE OF THE YEAR

THE DEPARTED

BEST DAMN ARTSY-FARTSY
MOVIE OF THE YEAR

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

Clint Fletcher is a screenwriter and filmmaker in search of Hollywood.



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