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February 9, 2007 The 6th Annual Doughboy Oscar PollHi, gracious fans. Welcome to this year’s awards. Forget those other awards with their fancy dresses and silly tuxedoes. This is the real deal. You, the peeps, have voted. And the votes were tallied and here are the results. Casino Royale and Little Miss Sunshine were the big winners this time around. Thanks to everyone that voted and we’ll see you all next year! -Fletch Samuel L. Jackson, SNAKES ON A PLANE P.O.S. OF THE YEAR ERAGON BEST LINE OF 2006 “You’re going to die scratching my balls.” COOLEST KILL OF THE YEAR Jaguar face-mauling, APOCALYPTO MUSHIEST CHICKFLICK THE LAKE HOUSE BEST SEX SCENE Chinatown public banging, CRANK BEST GIVEN MIDDLE FINGER Will Ferrell gives the driving salute, TALLADEGA NIGHTS BEST TALLADEGA NIGHTS LINE OF 2006 “I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” MOST BRUTAL TORTURE SCENE Daniel Craig gets his nuts cracked, CASINO ROYALE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER The entire cast of THE COVENANT MOST PERVERTED TITLE FAILURE TO LAUNCH BEST DANCE SCENE Little girl does striptease, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE BEST ASS-BEATING V vs. cops in the sewer, V FOR VENDETTA MOST F****D UP SCENE OF THE YEAR Naked male hotel wrestling, BORAT MOST APPALLING SPORTS COACH Matthew Fox, WE ARE MARSHALL BEST BORAT LINE OF 2006 “I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.” BEST COMEDY SIDEKICK John Favreau, THE BREAK-UP WORST ENDING THE BREAK-UP HOTTEST ASS OF THE YEAR Kate Beckinsale, UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION PRETTY BOY OF THE YEAR Daniel Craig, CASINO ROYALE MOST EXCITING MOVIE MOMENT Rocky runs up the steps in downtown Philly, ROCKY BALBOA GUILTIEST PLEASURE OF THE YEAR SNAKES ON A PLANE BEST CAMEO Wanda Sykes, CLERKS II MOST IDIOTIC TITLE THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE MOST CONTROVERSIAL FILM BORAT WORST ‘BLACK’ COMEDY LITTLE MAN MOST TRAGIC MOVIE DEATH Hugo Weaving, V FOR VENDETTA BEST MALE CAMARADERIE FLICK WORLD TRADE CENTER CUTEST CHILD ACTOR Abigail Breslin, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE FUNNIEST ANIMATED FILM HAPPY FEET MOST EVIL BITCH Meryl Streep, THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA BEST SLOW MOTION SEQUENCE Superman gets shot in the eyeball, SUPERMAN RETURNS WORST HAIRDO Tom Hanks, THE DA VINCI CODE BEST DAMN MOVIE OF THE YEAR THE DEPARTED BEST DAMN ARTSY-FARTSY LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE Clint Fletcher is a screenwriter and filmmaker in search of Hollywood. Read Tony Liccardello’s Rant on M. Night Shyamalan Hate. Got a problem? E-mail us at filmmonthly@gmail.com |