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Raising Helen (2004)
by Clint Fletcher Isn't she lovely? Not much else to say about the new Kate Hudson flick...
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Sap, sap, sap. On days like this I thank God for creating me as a man... an attractive man... who loves blood and violence on the big screen. Because if I were a woman, I would've balled my eyes out at this picture, as did my friend that saw it with me (surprisingly, a girl). If Raising Helen could be summed up with one word it would be "average."
As the previews suggested, there are no surprises in this film. No aspects of filmmaking are going to blow you away and you' re not missing much if you don't see it. But for those of you who enjoy a nice and juicy sap-fest, or would like the pleasure of cutie Kate Hudson's company for two hours, then Raising Helen is right up your alley. You all know the story, don't you? Alright, here it is: Kate Hudson stars as Helen, a successful business woman who works at a top modeling agency in Manhattan. She loves to party, have meaningless relationships and talk her way into VIP areas at clubs and restaurants by using her charm and beauty. But then, one day, her older sister and brother-in-law die in a car wreck and she is chosen to raise her sister's three children. This, at first, greatly upsets Helen and her older sister Jenny (Joan Cusack), who is much-more equipped to motherhood and always believed that she would be chosen as the caretaker. But, of course, as all films like this go, Helen starts doubting herself and decides that she's not fit for motherhood and gives the children away to the aunt, only to turn right around and try to get them back again.
But the real key player that territory is the brilliant Joan Cusack. Her hilarious portrayal as the over-bearing Aunt Jenny that no one else likes completely stole the show in every scene that she appeared in (which sadly wasn't enough). Humorous noteworthy moments of the film include Jenny barging in on Audrey at a hotel after-prom party for two, where she proceeds to bitch out the jackass that took her there, and Helen's Hispanic neighbor taking a bat (literally) to obnoxious teenagers trying to throw a party at Helen's place. Kudos also go out While Raising Helen certainly won't be getting any praise for originality, I would still have to recommend it to all the sappy, the girly, and the weak-willed people out there who have nothing better to do. Alright, alright, I'd recommend it to anyone. I just hope that by the end of this review you would know what you're getting into. But as for me, the cast shined so brightly that I was too blinded to notice the unoriginality of it all. So there you have it my friends, the choice is up to you. I'm off to watch Die Hard in attempt to reclaim my manhood... Clint Fletcher is a Chicago writer and filmmaker. Got a problem? Email us at filmmonthly@hotmail.com Please visit our friends at HKFlix.com. |