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Posted: 07/22/02Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
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Nothing is more important to a true horror movie buff like myself then to finally, FINALLY, learn the history behind the manic: why they do what they do, what motivates them, why can't they be stopped, etc. So, after Mike Myers' head was lopped off in the last installment, Halloween: H2O, by scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis, I thought to myself, "Hmm, now how the hell am I going to find out how he became a serial killer?" Then I saw the trailer for the next Halloween flick, and I thought my question would be answered. I was excited and couldn't wait for this film's release. Then I didn't have any money opening weekend because it wasn't payday and I had to hold off for another week and, boy, was it hard.The question is, "Is the answer to my question finally answered with this latest movie?" And the answer is "Hell naw!" Why? Because, yet again, I'm left hanging and Jamie's dead. I mean, Mike finally got her and...I'm crushed. What's a Halloween film without Jamie? And why couldn't they give up the goods on what happened to Mike when he was a child? Let me stop and give a little synopsis of the movie. Halloween: Resurrection is about six young adults chosen to be in an Internet show called Dangertainment. The object is to spend one night in Myers' childhood home, which is where all this craziness first began. They're to investigate his home and find out just what Jamie Lee Curtis makes her "last stand" during the first thirty minutes when she and Mike Myers go at it again (or so it appears) in the insane asylum, where she's been since the last flick. Why is she now insane and what happened to her son? You know, Joshy baby? Already I'm getting mad because I'm wondering how come Myers' head is so neatly attached to his neck when in H2O he was beheaded after a poignant moment between he and Jamie when he seemed to come back to reality. Playing by the rules of such horror flicks as Scream 3, the killer is gone for good when he loses his head. Are we no longer following that procedure here? Busta Rhymes (Finding Forrester) and Tyra Banks (Coyote Ugly) are along for the ride in the 8th installment, as is Sean Patrick Thomas (Save the Last Dance). Busta and Tyra are the producers of Dangertainment and have booby-trapped the Myers house to boost web ratings and get the player's and viewer's juices flowing. Only they don't know that Myers has been living underneath the house all this time. Seems that's where he's been hiding in between flicks. I wondered about that, too.
But, I have to tell you the best part in the movie. I'm talking about the absolute best part out of all the Halloween movies, is the confrontation between Myers and Busta Rhymes. Busta dons the signature Michael Myers mask and overalls in an attempt to scare the kids - you remember them? - in order to pump up the ratings. The real Mike Myers follows Busta through the house attempting to stab his...well, you know...and Busta turns around and mistakes Myers for a crew member who was supposed to have been in costume. So, in typical Busta Rhymes style, he tells Myers off, casually adding a smack to the head or two. All the while Myers is looking at him like, "What the...???" Busta then tells Myers to take a hike "'Cause he's playing Mike!" And what does my main man Mike do? He leaves. No, seriously.
Man, just go watch the movie. It's in a theatre near you. Yasmin Hunt lives on the East Coast, where she spends a lot of time trying to figure out just what makes Michael Myers tick. Got a problem? Email us at filmmonthly@hotmail.com |