The 6th Annual
Doughboy Oscar Poll
Hi, gracious fans. Welcome to this year’s awards. Forget those other awards with their fancy dresses and silly tuxedoes. This is the real deal. You, the peeps, have voted. And the votes were tallied and here are the results. Casino Royale and Little Miss Sunshine were the big winners this time around. Thanks to everyone that voted and we’ll see you all next year! -Fletch
BAD-ASS OF THE YEAR
Samuel L. Jackson, SNAKES ON A PLANE
P.O.S. OF THE YEAR
ERAGON
BEST LINE OF 2006
“You’re going to die scratching my balls.”
–Daniel Craig, CASINO ROYALE
COOLEST KILL OF THE YEAR
Jaguar face-mauling, APOCALYPTO
MUSHIEST CHICKFLICK
THE LAKE HOUSE
BEST SEX SCENE
Chinatown public banging, CRANK
BEST GIVEN MIDDLE FINGER
Will Ferrell gives the driving salute, TALLADEGA NIGHTS
BEST TALLADEGA NIGHTS LINE OF 2006
“I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”
–Will Ferrell
MOST BRUTAL TORTURE SCENE
Daniel Craig gets his nuts cracked, CASINO ROYALE
MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER
The entire cast of THE COVENANT
MOST PERVERTED TITLE
FAILURE TO LAUNCH
BEST DANCE SCENE
Little girl does striptease, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
BEST ASS-BEATING
V vs. cops in the sewer, V FOR VENDETTA
MOST F****D UP SCENE OF THE YEAR
Naked male hotel wrestling, BORAT
MOST APPALLING SPORTS COACH
Matthew Fox, WE ARE MARSHALL
BEST BORAT LINE OF 2006
“I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.”
BEST COMEDY SIDEKICK
John Favreau, THE BREAK-UP
WORST ENDING
THE BREAK-UP
HOTTEST ASS OF THE YEAR
Kate Beckinsale, UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION
PRETTY BOY OF THE YEAR
Daniel Craig, CASINO ROYALE
MOST EXCITING MOVIE MOMENT
Rocky runs up the steps in downtown Philly, ROCKY BALBOA
GUILTIEST PLEASURE OF THE YEAR
SNAKES ON A PLANE
BEST CAMEO
Wanda Sykes, CLERKS II
MOST IDIOTIC TITLE
THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE
MOST CONTROVERSIAL FILM
BORAT
WORST ‘BLACK’ COMEDY
LITTLE MAN
MOST TRAGIC MOVIE DEATH
Hugo Weaving, V FOR VENDETTA
BEST MALE CAMARADERIE FLICK
WORLD TRADE CENTER
CUTEST CHILD ACTOR
Abigail Breslin, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
FUNNIEST ANIMATED FILM
HAPPY FEET
MOST EVIL BITCH
Meryl Streep, THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
BEST SLOW MOTION SEQUENCE
Superman gets shot in the eyeball, SUPERMAN RETURNS
WORST HAIRDO
Tom Hanks, THE DA VINCI CODE
BEST DAMN MOVIE OF THE YEAR
THE DEPARTED
BEST DAMN ARTSY-FARTSY
MOVIE OF THE YEAR
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
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