Archive for April, 2007

Beneath Still Waters

Beneath Still Waters

| April 3, 2007

Okay, everybody remain calm. This is a Brian Yuzna movie, and that means one of two things. It will be either amazing, or it will be godawful. There are no mediocre Brian Yuzna movies that I know of, yet, so brace yourself. And what Yuzna sets out for us this time looks fairly familiar. The […]

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Meet the Robinsons

Meet the Robinsons

| April 1, 2007

Disney’s Meet the Robinsons features twelve-year-old orphan and inventor Lewis’ search for a family. After being rejected by his 124th prospective adoptive parents, Lewis (voiced by Daniel Hansen and Jordan Fry) determines to invent a machine that will help him remember and find his mother, who left him on the doorsteps of the orphanage in […]

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Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory

| April 1, 2007

Man, Will Ferrell is on a roll! First, Talladega Nights, then Stranger than Fiction (which I’ve heard nothing but good things about), and now this! Aside from Talladega and Elf, this is the funniest movie he’s done to date. A great concept–a male figure skating team–and a clever title can go a long way, and […]

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The Last Mailbag Ever!

The Last Mailbag Ever!

| April 1, 2007

As many of you have heard by now, this will be my last official Rant article. It’s been one hell of a ride over the years doing this column, and I know many of you will be devastated to the point of suicide that I am retiring. In order to successfully go out with a […]

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